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29.1.12

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The Hippie and the Nun


Once apon a time (Approximately, 30 years ago) there was a Hipster who had just gotten stoned. He got on a bus and sat at the back where there was a Nun reading the Bible. Being stoned, he asked, “Hey. Wanna hook up and score?”

The Nun simply replied, “No no, thank-you anyway. My virginity is Sacred.” Feeling stupid, the Hippie finally gets to his stop and is about to leave when the bus driver stops him.

“Dude, if you really want to hook up with her, you should go down to the Church every Sunday. She is a Christian and a dedicated one too. She literally LOVES Jesus!”

This gave him an idea.

He dressed up as Jesus and walked into the Church on Sunday. Sure enough, he saw the Nun praying. He walked up to her, held out his arms and said, “Behold. I am the mighty Jesus Christ. Lets score.” She was overjoyed



After it was over he ripped off the Costume and screamed, “Hah! I’m really the Hippie!.”



The Nun simply replied,” And I’m really the Bus Driver.”


LOL!!!



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12 comments:

  1. joke ba 'to?! natawa ako! hahaha! :P

    nosebleeding din!

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  2. hayuf..iba ka AIM!! napatawa mo ako kahit english ang dyuk!! hihihihi

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  3. ampf.. puro ka talaga kalokohan. haha!

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  4. ROFL..akala ng hippie nakaisa na siya!

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  5. Hahahaha fuuuuuuuuuck... Nakaisa sya

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  6. hahahahaha! ok.

    Sira ka talaga kuya.

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  7. akala mo nakaisa ka.Ang buhay ay ganyan.

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huwag ka nang mahiya, isigaw mo yan!

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