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"run forrest run!"

Forrest Gump and St. Peter

When Forrest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forrest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."

"Okay," said Forrest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "

"Yes, Forrest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."
1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?2) How many seconds are in a year? 3) What is God's first name?

"Well, sir," said Forrest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."

St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."

"The next question," said Forrest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."

"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.
"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd ..."

St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."

"And the last question," said Forrest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."

"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"

"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forrest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."

St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forrest, Run!"


  1. sa dami ng ngwa ni forest gump,nagmajor dn pala pala siya ng philosophy...pilosopo,lols

    naalala ko tuloy yung mga pinoy jokes pag papasok na ng langit,haha

  2. nagets ko yung huli... pero di ako familiar dun sa song... para tuloy ang tanga tanga ko.. hehehe...

  3. may mga punto sya sa mga sinagot nya...hmmm idol na kita forest!

    run to forest mind..may gagawin tayo,hehehe

  4. @ SABLAY,

    honga, yung mga kwentong juan at san pedro ano? wehe!


    wag kang mag-alala di ka nag-iisa... minsan or madalas pakiramdam ko din ang tanga-tanga ko!! LOL

    @ POKIE,

    peyborit mo nga pala yung pagpunta sa forest ano? lagi kong nababaa yun sa posts mo e.. anong meron? sharing naman jan! wehe!

  5. sino ban yong Forset Gump na yon

    TY sa visit..

  6. Thanks for sharing this one, biglang naalala ko ang movie nya hahahaha, he's an inspiration.

    Salamat sa pagbibigay saya sa aking umaga. God bless and happy weekend.


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