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Naniniwala ka ba sa good benefits ng sex sa ating katawan?


“Keep in mind that both sex and exercise have been proven to help reduce stress, so doing both on a regular basis should help you stay relaxed and happy.


Don't forget that sex burns calories. Sure, it has to be fairly vigorous to get your heart rate going, but a 130-lb person can burn about seven calories per five minutes of vigorous sex. Keep it up for an hour, and you'll burn off 88 calories...not bad for having a little fun, plus, you will impress your mate with your incredible endurance.”

So, may basis scientifically... Pero wag naman sanang umabot sa ganitong punto…



nyahahaha! ganito ka ba kaadik sa sex? lol





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FU-BU (part 2)

Naaliw naman ako sa talakayan natin dun sa previous post ko.

Sige, further to all your brain-damaging analysis, eto ang aking sariling interpretasyon.

Sa aking opinyon ang diagram na ito ay nagpapakita ng pangkalahatang batayan natin sa pagpili ng makakasama natin sa buhay.

Sa anong aspeto nga ba tayo kadalasan pumipili ng mapapangasawa?

Syempre gusto natin yung matalino pero yung di naman tayo magmumukhang tanga pag kasama o kausap sya. Not necessarily a cum laude grad, but yung may sense naman sana kausap. Wag din naman yung shonga-shongaers at Late Reaction o No Reaction at all!!

Pansin ko lang, pag masyadong matalino ang isang tao madalas mas gusto natin na affiliated na lang tayo sa kanila as our friends. And hesitant tayo to be in relationship with that genius person, because most of us  thinks that having relationship with that type of person is boringggg.

In my personal opinion, di ako pipili ng partner na sobrang talino dahil baka lang di mag-jive ang utak namin kasi di kami magkalevel. Di ko rin naman gugustuhing makipagdicussion ng constellation at heavenly bodies or chemical breakdown ng isang bagay or worst is magbow na lang ng magbow sa kanya, sa buong pagsasama namin.

Pipili ako, yung medyo maganda ang lahi pero yung magbibigay naman sa akin ng dagdag pogi points, at maeenhance ang aking personality pag magkasama kami. Wag naman yung magmumuka akong driver, katulong o “exotic” (termino nga nitong isang kaibigan ko).

Pag “too hot to handle” ka nga pero para namang isang palaman lang sa ulo ang utak mo e di ka naman nakakaamuse. Maganda ka, kelangan ko ang katawan mo, kelangan mo ang init ko ng kasama kausap sa mga gabing malamig, e di sige FU-BU na lang tayo. Pero di ibig sabihin nito e ang mga FU-BU e mga walang utak in general. I don’t think so, tingin ko nga liberated sila at more practical on their own ways. They know what they want in life and knows how to get it. Just friends, with benefits.

Base sa diagram, FU-BUs are merely attracted more on physical attributes at very minimal or none ang mental or emotional aspect. Kasi tingin ko once na pumasok na ang mental or emotional issues, may tendencies na ng expectations at relationship temptation, yung parang may small voice na nagpupush sa idea na etong FU-BU ko is “pwede” at “posible” na maging partner in life kahit na nga from the very beginning e pure pleasure at casual sex lang naman talaga ang setup namin. This may be the stage of awkwardness -- to be or not to be.

Zone of pain, from zero to minimum range ng x and y coordinates. tingin ko eto yung zone ng mga taong less visible sa ating paligid. An average person, di gaanong gifted sa talino at pisikal na aspeto. Di gaanong kagandahan, and very little or lower ang probabibility nila to find their partner in life. (but behold, love moves in mysterious ways ika nga.)

If puro ka talino or puro ka ganda, “in the end it wouldn't work out because both of you exist only in what you SEE and THINK... and not by how you FEEL.” – sabi nga ni roanne.

Sa tingin ko, tama din si poldo, na habang tumataas yung mental along with the physical attractiveness ng isang tao, mas mataas ang probability na ang result ay maging marriage, or mas tumataas ang probability na maging “A” material ka or wife/husband material in the future. On this sense, magiging mabenta/attractive ka sa lahat ng tao sa paligid mo.

All in all, FU-BU is a set up meant to fulfill our sexual urges and to have a companion beside us, in any particular time, WITHOUT EXPECTATIONS.

FU-BU ..... FUnny BUnanas!

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useless facts (part 2)

26. Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.

27. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

28. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

29. All polar bears are left-handed.

30. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

31. Butterflies taste with their feet.

32. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

33. Starfish have no brains.

34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

35. If you keep a gold fish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

36. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.

37. Cats’ urine glows under a black light.

38. If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

39. The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet.

40. A jellyfish is 95% water.

41. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

42. Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.

43. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle)

44. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

45. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

46. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

47. “The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.

48. People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.

49. A shrimp’s heart is in its head.

50. Pearls melt in vinegar.

51. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.

52. Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.

53. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open.

54. Now that you have gone through the list it is up to you to figure out which facts are true and which facts are false.

useless facts (part 1)

1. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.

2. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

3. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

4. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print.

5. Camel’s have three eyelids.

6. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.

7. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system.

8. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (DON’T TRY IT, DUMBASS)

9. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray images have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original.

10. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

11. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

12. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

13. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

14. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

15. The sound you hear when you put a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but blood flowing through your head.

16. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

17. 101. The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

18. A snail can sleep for 3 years.

19. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

20. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

21. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.

22. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

23. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

24. For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse’s legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

25. An American urologist bought Napoleon’s penis for $40,000.